The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 7
Receptionist: Dr Wynazonski is waiting for you. Patient: Which doctor? Receptionist: Oh no, he’s fully qualified. Doctor, Doctor, I’m terribly worried. I keep seeing pink striped crocodiles every time I try to get to sleep. Have you seen a psychiatrist? No – only pink striped crocodiles. Doctor, Doctor, will I be able to play the violin after my operation? Most certainly – you should be able to play it with ease. That’s wonderful – I could never play it before. Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have twenty-four hours to live. Patient: Twenty-four hours! That’s terrible! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news? Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday. Doctor, Doctor, I keep shrinking. Now settle down, you’ll just have to be a little patient. Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a canary. Perch yourself down and I’ll tweet you in a minute. Doctor,…
