The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes
What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks. What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark. What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark. What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark . What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark. What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark. Who is an aardvark’s favourite singer? Barbra Streisant. What are an aardvark’s favourite songs by The Beatles? I Want To Hold Your Ant and Aard Day’s Night. How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles. What do aardvarks eat for breakfast? Aard-boiled eggs. Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbours? They always have their noses in other people’s business. When is an aardvark jumpy? When he’s got ants in his pants. Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book. Which aardvark holds the world land speed record? The short-sighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle. What do aardvarks like on their piz…
