HUMANS ARE THE ONLY CREATURES on this planet who laugh Jokes Book 2 Part 5 KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

 

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bored.
Bored who?
Bored of education!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fresno.
Fresno who?
Fresno fun when he's angry!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow!

What's am I?

I live in the forest and I make loud noises with my beak when I find a tree with lots of tasty bugs in it. You can't mistake my sound. You may know my uncle — he's a funny cartoon character named Woody. What am I?

A woodpecker

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Seville.
Seville who?
Seville you come to the dance?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Topeka.
Topeka who?
Topeka apples you have to go to the orchard!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hominy.

Hominy who?
Hominy times do I have to tell you?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose have been a long night!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disk.
Disk who?
Disk is a holdup, put your hands in the air!

Words to Know

Whimsical: Light or funny. Many things are whimsical. For example, knock-knock jokes are pretty whimsical! Stage-acting with a lot of clowning around is pretty whimsical too.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Walrus.
Walrus who?
Why do you walrus ask so many questions?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden the secret treasure!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona TV set!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone know who I am?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Malcolm.
Malcolm who?
Malcolm it took you so long to answer the door?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les-sons to be learned!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Value.
Value who?
Value come to the park with me?

What's So Funny

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Burden.

Burden who?

FUN FACT

JUST FOUR

There are thousands of words in the English language, but there are only four that end with “dous.”Can you guess them? They are tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hallways.
Hallways who?
Hallways running off somewhere!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
I-rish I had lots of money!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rex.
Rex who?
Rex-taurant's just down the road!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Arf.
Arf who?
Arf-a-got!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Oil we do is tell knock-knock jokes!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tibet.
Tibet who?
Early Tibet, early to rise!