Q: What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
A: World hiss-tory.
A: A ram
Q: What do you call an insect that complains all the time?
A: A grumble-bee.
A: Because the owl was a hoot!
A: A bad-boon.
A: Spelling bees.
A: Grounded beef.
A: A nervous Rex.
A: Lost!
Q: Where do you take a sick bumblebee?
A: To the wasp-ital.
A: Its fairy cod-mother.
A: To their ham-mock.
A: A milkshake.
A: With a cow-culator.
A: Because the cow has the udder one.
A: They go on their bunny-moon.
Jack: I don’t know, Joe. I guess nine?
Joe: No, there were none! They were all a bunch of copy
cats.
A: Because laughter is the best medicine.
A: They don’t like to be spotless.
A: Lamb chops.
A: It had the cock-a-doodle-flu.
A: They do their worm-ups.
A: Fumblebees.
A: No eye deer (no idea)
Q: Why is it so easy for an elephant to get a job?
A: Because it will work for peanuts.
A: “Be careful—it’s a jungle out there!”
A: It took him a while to get into the swing of things.
A: It can carry its house on its back.
A: You get fur trees.
A: It’s an elephant, so who’s going to stop him?
A: A croak-us.
A: Put him in the front seat of the car.
A: You get an ape-ricot.
A: “Wart’s up?
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you—it’s a secret.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we’ll be done with these knock knock jokes?
Who’s there?
Hailey.
Hailey who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
The Wayne is really coming down, so open the door!
Who’s there?
Weasel.
Weasel who?
Weasel be late if you don’t hurry up.
Who’s there?
Raymond.
Raymond who?
Raymond me to go to the store to get some milk and eggs.
Who’s there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose a lot more knock knock jokes if you want to hear
them
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah me some of those apples, I’m hungry!
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
I’m so tall, Eileen over to get through the door.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les cut the small talk and let me in.
Who’s there?
Brett.
Brett who?
Brett you don’t know who this is!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
I’m bacon a cake for your birthday.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you’d let me in
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ashley.
Ashley who?
Ashley I changed my mind, and I don’t want to come in
Who’s there?
Italy.
Italy who?
Italy a shame if you don’t open this door
Who’s there?
Alda.
Alda who?
Alda kids like my knock knock jokes.
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Q: What kind of animal is
related to a computer?
Q: Why were
the deer, the chipmunk, and the squirrel laughing so hard?
Q: What do you
call a monkey who won’t behave?
Q: What kind
of bugs read the dictionary?
Q: What do you
call a calf that gets into trouble?
Q: What do you
call a dinosaur who’s scared all the time?
Q: What do you
call a polar bear in Hawaii?
Q: Who made
the fish’s wishes come true?
Q: Where do
pigs go for a rest?
Q: What do you
get if a cow is in an earthquake?
Q: How does a
farmer count his cattle?
Q: Why does a milking stool only
have three legs?
Q: Where do
rabbits go after their wedding?
Joe: There were ten cats on a boat
and one jumped off. How many were left?
Q: How come
hyenas are so healthy?
Q: Why don’t
Dalmatians like to take baths?
Q: What do you
get when sheep do karate?
Q: Why did the
rooster go to the doctor?
Q: What do
birds do before they work out?
Q: What kind
of insects are bad at football?
Q: What do you
call a deer with no eyes?
Q: What did
the tiger say to her cubs when they wanted to go out and play?
Q: Why did the
monkey almost get fired?
Q: Why is the
snail one of the strongest creatures in the world?
Q: What do you
get when you cross a bear with a forest?
Q: Why did the
elephant cross the road?
Q: What is a
frog’s favorite flower?
Q: How do you
keep a dog from barking in the backseat of the car?
Q: What do you
get when you cross a monkey and a peach?
Q: How do you
greet a frog?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Gwen.
Gwen
who?
Gwen
do you think we can get together
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Francis.
Francis
who?
Francis
next to Spain.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Cook.
Cook
who?
Are
you as crazy as you sound?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Juno.
Juno
who?
Juno
it’s me, so let me in now!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Alex.
Alex
who?
Alex
plain later, now let me in!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Gladys.
Gladys
who?
Aren’t
you Gladys is the last knock knock joke?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Joanna.
Joanna
who?
Joanna
come out and play?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Archie.
Archie
who?
Archie
going to let me in?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Robin.
Robin
who?
Robin
a bank is against the law.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Duncan.
Duncan
who?
Duncan
cookies in milk tastes good.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Pastor.
Pastor
who?
Pastor
potatoes. I’m hungry!
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Carson.
Carson
who?
Carson
the freeway drive really fast.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
I’ve
Ben gone a lot lately and came by to see you
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Doug.
Doug
who?
I
Doug deep and still couldn’t find my keys. Please let me in!
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Aldon.
Aldon
who?
When
you’re Aldon with dinner can you come out and play?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
House.
House
who?
House
it going for you?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Arlo.
Arlo
who?
Arlo
temperature is making me cold. Please let me in
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Ben.
Ben
who?
I
haven’t Ben over to visit in a long time.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Mia.
Mia
who?
Mia
hand is killing me from all this knocking. Will you please let me in?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Anna.
Anna
who?
Anna
chance you’ll let me in? It’s cold out here!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Samantha.
Samantha
who?
Can
you give me Samantha to my questions?
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Lee.
Lee
who?
I’m
lone Lee without you. Please let me in
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Giddyup,
cowboy!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Cameron.
Cameron
who?
Is
the Cameron? I want to take a picture.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Stan.
Stan
who?
Stan
back because I’m going to break down the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Ice.
Ice
who?
It
would be really ice to see you, so please open the door.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Eyes.
Eyes
who?
Eyes
better come in before I catch a cold.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Ada.
Ada
who?
I
Ada lot for lunch, so now I’m really full.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Dewey.
Dewey
who?
Dewey
have to go to school today?
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Peas.
Peas
who?
Peas,
can you come out and play?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Fanny.
Fanny
who?
If
Fanny body asks, I’m not home.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Hugo.
Hugo
who?
Hugo
first and I’ll go second
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Megan.
Megan
who?
You’re
Megan me crazy with all of these knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Owen.
Owen
who?
I’m
Owen you a lot of money, but I’ll pay you back soon!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Lucas.
Lucas
who?
Lucas in the eye and tell us you
don’t want to hear another knock knock joke!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Luke.
Luke
who?
You
Luke like you want to hear another knock knock joke!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Quack.
Quack
who?
You
quack me up with all these knock knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Sadie.
Sadie
who?
If I
Sadie magic word will you let me in?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Queen.
Queen
who?
I
had a bath, so I’m queen as a whistle!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Baby
Al.
Baby
Al who?
Baby
Al will, baby Al won’t.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Canoe.
Canoe
who?
Canoe
come out and play?
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Oldest.
Oldest
who?
Oldest
knocking is giving me a headache.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Woody.
Woody
who?
Woody
like to hear another knock knock joke?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
B.C.
B.C.
who?
I’ll
B.C.-ing you soon.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Weed.
Weed
who?
Weed
better go home now for dinner.
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Dawn.
Dawn
who?
Dawn
mess around, or I’m leaving!
Knock
knock
Who’s there?
Rockefeller.
Rockefeller
who?
Rockefeller
in his cradle, and he’ll go right to sleep.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Dora.
Dora
who?
A
Dora is between us, so open up!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Braden.
Braden
who?
Are
you busy Braden your hair, or will you open the door?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Hannah.
Hannah
who?
Hannah
over the keys so I can open this door!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Gary.
Gary
who?
Gary
me inside—my legs are tired.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
I
don’t know.
I
don’t know who?
I
don’t know who either, so open the door and find out.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Beth.
Beth
who?
I
didn’t sneeze!
Knock
knock
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby
who?
Shelby
coming around the mountain when she comes!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Howl.
Howl
who?
Howl
we get away from all these knock knock jokes?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Water.
Water
who?
Water
you doing at my house?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Vera.
Vera
who?
Vera
few people think these jokes are funny.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Garden.
Garden
who?
Stop
garden the door and let me in!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Annie.
Annie
who?
Annie
reason you’re not opening the door?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Dozen.
Dozen
who?
Dozen
anyone ever open the door?
Knock knock.
Who’s
there?
Dragon.
Dragon
who?
These
jokes are dragon on and on.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Willie.
Willie
who?
Willie
tell us more knock knock jokes?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Moe.
Moe
who?
Moe
knock knock jokes, please.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Ernest.
Ernest
who?
Ernest
is full of chicken eggs.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Taylor.
Taylor
who?
Taylor
brother to pick up his toys.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Dewy.
Dewy
who?
Dewy
get to hear more knock knock jokes?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce
who?
Lettuce
in and you’ll find out.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Collette.
Collette
who?
Collette
crazy, but I’d like to come in and see you.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Achoo.
Achoo
who?
Achoo
my gum every day.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Juicy.
Juicy
who?
Juicy
any monsters under my bed?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Alaska.
Alaska
who?
Alaska
one more time to let me in!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Yellow.
Yellow
who?
Yellow, and how are you doing
today?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Handsome.
Handsome
who?
Handsome
food to me—I’m really hungry!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit
who?
Rabbit
carefully, it’s a Christmas present!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Sarah.
Sarah
who?
Is
Sarah doctor in the house? I feel sick!
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Ida.
Ida
who?
Ida
know, why don’t you open up and find out?
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Oscar.
Oscar
who?
Oscar
a silly question, get a silly answer
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