Don't KID yourself Relatively Great Family Jokes
Mary: We’ve got a new baby at our house. Terry: Is he going to stay? Mary: I guess so. He brought all his clothes. Willie: Dad, can I have $5 so I can go see Joey next door? Dad: Why do you need $5 to go to see Joey? Willie: Because his mother said he was at the movies! Father: Why did you put that frog in your brother’s bed? Ellie: Because I couldn’t find any worms! Alfie: Dad, there’s a small PTA meeting tomorrow that you have to come to. Dad: If it’s a small one, do I have to go? Alfie: Yes, you have to go. It’s just you, me, and my teacher. Johnny: Will you marry me? Jenny: You have to ask my father first. Johnny: (later) Well, I asked him. Jenny: And what did he say? Johnny: He said he’s already married. Ann: Do you have a grandfather? Jan: No, but he’s okay. Mother: Didn’t I ask you to pick up your toys? Son: I did, Mom—and when I was done playing, I put them down again! Mother: Chuck, be careful with that hammer. You might hit your fingers. Chuck: No I won’t, Mom. Johnny’s going to hold the nails. Mother: Debby, I…
