1001 Amazing Jokes- Jack Goldstein- Jokes for Everyone Part 1

1001 Amazing Jokes- Jack Goldstein- Jokes for Everyone Part 1

General Jokes - Part 1 Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny! What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved! How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code! What is a robot’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal! Where did the king keep his armies? In his sleevies! What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark? Floodlights! Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it’s two-tired! Why was the broom late? It over swept! Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one! Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? To win the Nobel prize! Animals Where do polar bears vote? e North Poll! . Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! How do you talk to a ësh? You drop him a line! What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah! How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut! What color socks do bears wear? ey don’t wear socks, they have bear feet! What’s black and white, black and white, black…