The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 28 Under the guzzle-berry bush. Monster mother: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else. Little monster: I’ve finished. Can I leave the table? Mother monster: Yes, I’ll save it for your tea. Why do waiters prefer monsters to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a monster in their soup? Mother monster: Don’t eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mother monster: You’ll get atomic-ache. What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray. What happened when the ice monster ate a curry? He blew his cool. What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves – one for each hand. Why did the monster walk over the hill? It was too much bother to walk through it. First monster: We had burglars last night. Second monster: Oh, did you? First monster: Well, it made a change from slime on toast. What sort of soup do monsters like? One with plenty of body in it. Father monster: Johnny, don’t make faces at that man. I’…
