The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 30
A giant panda walked into a bar. The bartender took one look at him and said: “I’m sorry I don’t want you in here. You’ll cause trouble.” “I’m just here for a quiet drink,” protested the panda. “What do you mean I’ll cause trouble?” “You’re always getting into fights,” said the bartender. “No, I’m not,” answered the panda. “What makes you think that?” “Well, look at the state of you,” said the bartender. “Somebody’s already given you two black eyes.” A giant panda escapes from the zoo in New York. Eventually, he makes his way downtown and walks into a restaurant, where he finds a seat at an empty table. The waiter, being a native New Yorker, figures he’s seen stranger things than this, so he takes the panda’s order. In due course the panda’s meal arrives and he eats. After he finishes his dinner he stands up, calmly pulls out a gun and blows away several customers. Then he turns around and walks toward the door. Naturally, the waiter is horrified. He stops the panda and demands an explanatio…
