The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 30
What’s the richest kind of air? A billionaire. What is a specimen? An Italian astronaut. What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff. Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of her settlement? Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances. What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots. Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold. What’s round and has got sharp teeth? A vicious circle. What do you do with a wombat? You play wom with it. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! What has ten letters and starts with g-a-s? An automobile. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing. Why did the traffic light turn red? You would, too, if you had to change in the middle of the street. What’s a hospice? About twenty litres. Did you hear about the guy with the corduroy pillow? It made headlines. How does a robot shave? With a laser blade. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route to get somewhere? R2 detour. Do robots have siste…
