The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 37 Because it was a cup draw. Why did the struggling soccer manager shake the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty. Why was the goal post fed up? Because of the cross bar. What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms. What should a soccer team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs. What did the football say to the footballer? I get a kick out of you. Why do artists never win when they play soccer? Because they keep drawing. A soccer match was short of a referee so one of the team’s captains walked into the pub and asked if there was a referee present. One man stepped forward and said, “I’m a referee.” “Have you stood before?” asked the captain. “Of course I have, and my three friends here will vouch for that,” was the reply. “Thank you for offering, but I don’t think we’ll accept.” “You don’t think I’m a referee?” “Quite frankly I don’t, because I’ve never heard of a referee having three friends.” What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped …
