The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 32
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no bell prize. Why was there thunder and lightning in the laboratory? The scientists were brainstorming. Science teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana. Why do scientists look for things twice? Because they re-search everything. What happened to the mad scientist who created a liquid that could burn through any material? He spent the rest of his life trying to invent something to hold it in. The science teacher asked her class whether anyone could remember the chemical formula for water. “Yes,” said one pupil brightly. “It’s HIJKLMNO.” “It’s what?” snapped the teacher. “Well, you told us last week it was H to O.” A Russian scientist and a scientist from the Czech Republic had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they asked their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone National Park to study the bears. Finally, their request was granted, and they immediately flew to the park. They reported …
