The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 42
What do you get if you cross a television programme and a group of sheep? A flockumentary. What do you get if you cross a pig and a part in a film? A ham roll. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine. What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser? Radio waves. What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement? Permanent waves. What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase? Not mushroom for your holiday clothes. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo. What do you get if you cross a Frisbee with a cow? Skimmed milk. What do you get if you cross a dog with a vampire? A werewoof. What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose? Bicycle petals. What do you get if you cross an alligator and King Midas? A croc of gold. What do you get if you cross a tortoise and a storm? An “I’m not in a hurry” cane. What do you get if you cross a baby bird with a pod? Chick peas. What do you get if you cross a computer with a potato? Micro chips…
