The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 10
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. How often do Eskimos lose their snow pants? Once in a blue moon. How do Eskimos stop their mouths from freezing up? They grit their teeth. What do you get when you take an Inuit and divide his circumference by his diameter? Eskimo pi. First Eskimo: Where does your wife come from? Second Eskimo: Alaska. First Eskimo: Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself. What does an Eskimo use to hold his house together? Iglue. Despite all their layers of fur, two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were freezing cold. In a desperate attempt to warm up, they decided to light a fire in the craft but no sooner had they done so than it sank. It just goes to prove that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. Aladdin: Get me a fur coat. Genie: What fur? Aladdin: Fur to keep me warm, that’s what fur. As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half. Was he an only child? No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters. Why did Mickey Mouse buy a telescope…
