The Mammoth Books of Really Silly Jokes 27
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro. What’s pink, has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case! Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? Because his parents wouldn’t let him borrow the car! Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs! What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital? Albunny, New York! How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises. What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? Hot, cross bunnies. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours. When is rabbit soup not so good? When there’s a hare in it. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day. What’s the difference between a rabbit and a lumberjack? One chews and hops and the other hews and chops. How could you tell the rabbit was a…
