ARTEMIS FOWL THE JADE PRINCESS AND CRAZY BEAR Chapter 2
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ARTEMIS FOWL THE JADE PRINCESS AND CRAZY BEAR Chapter 2
CHAPTER 2 THE JADE PRINCESS AND CRAZY BEAR Cancún, Mexico; The Night Before The man in the rental Fiat 500 swore loudly as his broad foot mashed the tiny brake and accelerator pedals, stalling the tiny car for the umpteenth time. It might be a little easier to drive this miniature vehicle if I could sit in the backseat so my knees were not jammed under my chin, the man reasoned. And with that thought he pulled over sharply onto the verge bordering Cancún’s spectacular lagoon. In the reflected light of a million twinkling luxury-suite balcony lamps, he performed an act of vandalism on the Fiat that would definitely cost him his deposit and possibly send him rocketing to number one on the Hertz blacklist. “Better,” grunted the man, and tossed the driver’s seat down the verge. Hertz only has itself to blame, he thought, on a reasoning roll. This is what happens when you insist on giving a toy car to a man of my proportions. It’s like trying to load fifty-caliber rounds into a Derringer boot gun. Ridicu…
